Q.1
I've been to Bramley McDonalds and enjoyed a Big Mac. As I'm driving away and I finish my food, where do I the packaging?
I keep it in the car and put it in my bin at home - or in a roadside bin
I throw it onto the road on nearby Gamble Lane
Q.2
I want to get rid of my settee. What do I do?
Contact the council - they'll come and collect bulky items like this for free
I get my mate to put it in his van and, in the early hours of the morning, he'll dump it on Gamble Lane
Q.3
I want to get rid of the building waste my builders have just left. There's lots of it. What do I do?
Put it in the back of a van and dump it in the middle of the night on Gamble Lane
Hire a skip from a reputable skip hire company or contact a reputable waste removal company
What IS it with yuou and Gamble Lane?
Q.4
And finally (the punchline) ... is it right to dump stuff or throw rubbish down in Gamble Lane
Yes, it's not near me and not my problem. I'm a selfish pig. Council will clear it up anyway.
No, it's a lovely country lane which should be respected. And it's not fair and upsetting for the people who live nearby